so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
So many bounce houses so little time
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I have aggressive nipples.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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