just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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