Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
the raccoons are back...
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