I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
This is classic penis vs brain.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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