Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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