Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
should my penis look like a turkey
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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