My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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