38 yer olds are good kisserssss
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Someone shattered a urinal.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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