i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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