Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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