These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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