Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I am naked and annoyed.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Randomize
