he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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