I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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