just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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