wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Randomize
