Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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