Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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