He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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