dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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