I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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