I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
This baby is an asshole
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
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