The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I miss vodka workout Fridays
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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