Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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