everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
My cat gives me a boner
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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