They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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