Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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