Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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