Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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