in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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