Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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