So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Randomize
