we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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