i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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