is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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