He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
