I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
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On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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