Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Rumble strips road head = magical
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Randomize
