check it out our google latitudes are spooning
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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