just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
