Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
