Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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