There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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