your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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