No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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