where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
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