So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
handjob tips. give me some.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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