I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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