Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
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