i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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