He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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